IS IT TRUE

I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU THINK I SAID, BUT I'M NOT SURE YOU REALIZE THAT WHAT YOU HEARD IS NOT WHAT I MEANT.

RULES THAT GUYS WISHED WOMEN KNEW!

1.) SOMETIMES WERE NOT THINKING ABOUT YOU. LIVE WITH IT.
2.) IF YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE FAT YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.
3.) YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE-----BUT NOT BOTH.
4.) SUNDAY= SPORTS
5.) CRYING IS BLACKMAIL

RIGHT RIGHT

WHY ARE A WISE MAN AND A WISE GUY OPPOSITES?

LOVE IS BLIND BUT MARRIAGE IS A REAL EYE OPENER?

THATS FUNNY

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
A: YOU CAN CALL HIM WHAT YOU WANT, HE'S NOT GOING TO COME.

MADE YOU LOOK 2!!!: HUH!

MADE YOU LOOK 2!!!: HUH!: "IF YOU WRITE A BOOK ABOUT FAILURE AND IT DOESN'T SELL, IS IT A SUCCESS?"

HUH!

IF YOU WRITE A BOOK ABOUT FAILURE AND IT DOESN'T SELL, IS IT A SUCCESS?

TOP 5 FIVE THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO

1.) GET DRUNK AT A GAY BAR
2.) USE ELMER'S GLUE AS LUBRICANT
3.) PISS IN THE WIND
4.) SPIT STRAIGHT UP
5.) YO MOMMA

GOT JOKES!

Q: WHAT DO A RUBIX CUBE AND A PENIS HAVE IN COMMON?
A: THE LONGER YOU PLAY WITH IT THE HARDER IT GETS.

Q:WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND ET?
A: ET PHONED HOME.

Q:WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
A: BECAUSE THEY DON'T STOP FOR DIRECTIONS.

FOUR KINDS OF SEX

HOUSE SEX: WHEN YOU ARE NEWLY MARRIED AND YOU HAVE SEX EVERY ROOM.

BEDROOM SEX: AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR AWHILE YOU ONLY HAVE SEX IN THE BEDROOM.

HALL SEX: AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR MANY YEARS, AND PASS EACH OTHER IN THE HALLWAY AND SAY FUCK YOU.

COURTROOM SEX: WHEN YOUR WIFE AND HER LAWYER FUCK YOU IN DIVORCE COURT.