Tuesday, February 22, 2011

FOUR KINDS OF SEX

HOUSE SEX: WHEN YOU ARE NEWLY MARRIED AND YOU HAVE SEX EVERY ROOM.

BEDROOM SEX: AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR AWHILE YOU ONLY HAVE SEX IN THE BEDROOM.

HALL SEX: AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR MANY YEARS, AND PASS EACH OTHER IN THE HALLWAY AND SAY FUCK YOU.

COURTROOM SEX: WHEN YOUR WIFE AND HER LAWYER FUCK YOU IN DIVORCE COURT.

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